
Some favorite pick-up lines I've heard recently:
"Are you a thief? Because you just stole my heart." - my local deli guy
"Niiice." - muttered at me at the grocery store. (Ok, that one wasn't really a favorite...)
All amusing, but not fit for a zombie. The pick-up line you should watch out for when the person hitting on you looks...slightly undead?

Zombie Pick-Up Line #42: "I love you for your brains."
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