
No, I'm not referring to wormwood, as in absinthe. Nor am I referring to a penis sweater, which would indeed make your willy quite warm.
Rather, I'm asking, would you pay $50 for...

...a twig wearing a sweater?
According to the site, the custom knit sweaters are a reference to Canadian winters. You can wear the twig as a pin...or something.
So? Would you or wouldn't you?
[$50, Souvenir Shop]
[Via Curiobot]
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