Scanner
Your daily cup of WTF?
ScreenGrab
The Nerve Film Blog
Slice
Each month a new artist; each image a new angle. This month: M. Sharkey.
ScreenGrab
The Nerve Film Blog
Autumn
A fashionable L.A. photo editor exploring all manner of hyper-sexual girls down south.
The Modern Materialist
Almost everything you want.
Paper Airplane Crush
A San Francisco photographer on the eternal search for the girls of summer.
Rose & Olive
Houston neighbors pull back the curtains and expose each other's lives.
chase
The creator of Supercult.com poses his pretty posse.
The Remote Island
Nerve's TV blog.
Brandonland
A California boy capturing beach parties, sunsets and plenty of skin.
61 Frames Per Second
Smarter gaming.
Date Machine
Putting your baggage to good use.

The Modern Materialist

Night Vision

Posted by Diana Vilibert


I have the bladder of a 90-year old and wake up in the middle of the night to pee often. On my way, I usually acquire a stubbed toe or two, and a bruise on whatever part of my body hit the door frame first. At my boyfriend's place, (TMI alert) I've actually gotten a piercing caught in the standing fan positioned in his bedroom doorway. Um, ouch. Of course, any light switches are always a feat of athleticism to get to in the middle of the night, and reaching over things and feeling your way to the switch on the wall can be a disaster in a half-asleep state. So what does one do? One (meaning 'I') gets these:

[$39.95, X-Treme Geek]

Related: Animal Slippers Work Better Than Massage, Freudian Slippers, Quick Tip of the Day: Mop Slippers

 


+ DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT
Posted Sep 30 2008, 11:04 AM

Comments

No Comments

About Diana Vilibert

Diana Vilibert is a freelance writer, among other things. She's written for MarieClaire.com, TheFrisky.com, and CosmoGIRL!. You can find her on diana-vilibert.com.

in

Archives

  • January 2009 (104)
  • December 2008 (372)
  • November 2008 (309)
  • October 2008 (404)
  • September 2008 (314)
  • August 2008 (356)
  • July 2008 (421)
  • June 2008 (404)
  • May 2008 (396)
  • April 2008 (394)
  • March 2008 (387)
  • February 2008 (232)

    • about the blogger

    Alex Zalben is a writer living in New York City. He's written for McSweeney's, Modern Humorist and PulpSecret.com. As one-fifth of the sketch comedy group Elephant Larry, he has been written up in the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, and pretty much every other major publication. Their blog was named one of PC Magazine's Top Blogs for 2007, and they recently won an ECNY Award for their viral short, "Minesweeper: The Movie." Alex did not know love until he bought his first Mac.

    Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site http://www.stephiswrite.com, and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page.

    Diana Vilibert is a freelance writer, among other things. Born in Lithuania, she now lives in New Jersey, where she doesn't have to walk to work ten miles in the snow, barefoot, uphill both ways. Diana cannot afford most of the products she writes about because she buys too many pairs of heels to make up for her shoeless childhood. She's written for MarieClaire.com, Janemag.com, and CosmoGIRL!.

    Shaun Seneviratne is a dude just like anyone else. Just your average guy that raps Bone Thugs-n-Harmony to strangers on the subway at 4 a.m., doesn't chew his food because he believes it's a waste of time, and sleeps next to a scale replica of the Ghostbusters headquarters. He can rest easy knowing Egon, Peter, Ray, and Winston have his back. He currently lives in northern New Jersey, plays bass in Rapid Cities, and recently started a tumblr.

    Laureen Mahler is a writer and editor who lives in California, where the sun never sets and everyone rollerskates to work. She coedits Beeswax Magazine and spends the remainder of her time as a freelance writer and letterpresser. She truly believes that someday she will master the ultimate multitask of blogging while letterpressing, though that might mean that she'll need a second pair of arms.

    Send tips to modernmaterialist@nerve.com