If you had asked me even one month ago, I would have said the hot Halloween costume this year would be Nurse Joker. As of now? There's no doubt that Sarah Palin will be seen everywhere. And naturally, Ricky's has the hook-up to the most ridiculous possible version (seen above). So we here at Modern Materialist are going to hook YOU up with one of these. Here's how:

1. Take a picture of yourself, or a friend (with their permission, of course) of your "current" Sarah Palin costume. Videos with terrible impressions will also be accepted.

2. Send your picture to modernmaterialist@nerve.com, with the subject, "I Need a Better Sarah Palin Costume!" If you have a video, post it on YouTube or a similar site, and send us the link.

3. Our crack team of experts will narrow down the finalists, and one lucky winner will be sent a Ricky's Sarah Palin costume to spice up their current wardrobe.

Please note that the costume is the sash and glasses only, not the bikini, so you can don any Sarah Palin-wear you think appropriate, and comfortable for the fallish weather. Though we're certainly not going to turn down bikini pictures.

[$23, Ricky's Halloween Shop]

[Via Gawker]

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