Last night, I was showing the above Penn & Teller trick to a few friends. It's simultaneously horrible, and awesome. Awesome, because it's a great, funny trick. Horrible, because THEY'RE POURING BEES AS IF THEY WERE A LIQUID! An angry, stinging liquid.

How does this relate to buyin' stuff, you might ask? Well, I'm going to give you a bee product, and then tell you the most awful possible follow-up to the above clip, which might be considered NSFW. Mainly because it will make you scream:

Yay! It's a cute little silver honey-bee. I must be obsessed with tea today, because this would be a delightful little tea accesory.

In any case, here's the horrible follow-up to the Penn & Teller clip, which I also just heard the other night... About a week later, Penn went to the doctor with a problem. The doctor asked Penn if he had been doing anything differently in the past week, and Penn insisted he hadn't. The doctor then said, "Look, stop lying to me, I know you're using heroin."

Penn responded that he hadn't, and the doctor insisted the problem Penn was having was a symptom of Heroin abuse. Penn then mentioned the bees, and the doctor said, "Were you stung?" Penn responded, "Hundreds of times." And it turns out that since bee's stings are poison, they have the same effect as heroin abuse, which is that...

Penn's scrotum had peeled off.

Anyway, after relating this story, we all agreed to stop heroin abuse in this country, you would just need to run a PSA that says, "If you use heroin, your scrotum will peel off."

Heroin problem solved.

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