My mother always told me that if I didn't learn some table manners, no boy would ever want to take me out on a dinner date. 

Now I huddle in my condo in fuzzy Cookie Monster pants, eating Lucky Charms marshmallows straight out of the box while watching DVRd episodes of Stylista.

Live and learn, people. Live and learn.

No, seriously. You have to learn some table manners:

These Twenty Past Four plates designed by Willie Tsang tell you to “Place your utensils in the dotted lines when finished.” Just one more bit of etiquette to add to your arsenal.

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