After a day like today, waiting, waiting, and still waiting for any sort of news, I think what's in order is to get totally, completely wiznasted. So herewith: red, white, and blue drinks.

Red:

This Sangria Pitcher has a pocket for ice, so you can keep your wine/fruit combo cool, without watering it down. Pretty rad.

[$50, Cooking Enthusiast]

Not in the mood for Sangria (though you should be)? Then why not try the All American:

1 oz. Bourbon
1 oz. Southern Comnfort
2 oz. Coca Cola

Combine in a high ball glass filled with ice. Adjust the amount of Coke to taste. Probably more brown, than red and blue, actually.