In keeping with the Modern Materialists obsession with bacon, here are some bacon bandages!
I now have an excuse to dust my skateboard off and bust my ass.
[$9, FredFlare]
Related: Bacon Can Be Used For Anything
Are they vegan?
(buh-dum-ching!)
do they come with eggs? cuz i gotsta have some eggs.
will it be considered ironic if a vegetarian wears them?
