As jaded as your friend who can't put down his Pavement and My Bloody Valentine records is, he/she still needs clothes to wear and, sometimes, a pillow to cuddle (face it, you know they go to bed dreaming about this stuff anyways):

Make sounds with your mouth as you press these plush buttons.
For the shoegaze fan that never learned to play guitar.
[99 EUR (Approx. $126), DaWanda]
[Via CRAFT Magazine]
Vans x Bad Brains Spring 2009 Collection
Give your favorite punk rocker a raincheck this Christmas and wait until these sweet Bad Brains-themed Vans come out in the spring. Vans is also teaming up with Kiss and Slayer, but that's not nearly as cool.
[Vans]
[Via High Snobiety]

The term "experimental music" is thrown around so much. This shirt should help clear things up.
[$20, Glennz Tees]
[Via MAKE Magazine]
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