It's that time of year--no, not Christmas (well, ok, Christmas too). Being a (barely-observant) Jew, this is the time of year when I forget what day Hannukah starts on and start getting antsy about making New Year's resolutions. Unfortunately, the awesome stuff we post about here on MM make it really hard to give up my vices. 

It's all to easy to indulge my love for chocolate with this Chocolate Pie Chart, which lets me customize what percentage of my fix comes from white, milk, and dark chocolate. And who can lose holiday pounds when there is chocolate-covered bacon out there in the world, waiting for me?

And what better way to wash down chocolate than with wine? I prefer mine cheap and plentiful, which usually means it comes in a box--but there are a lot of boxed wine options that won't kill you by the third glass. But as long as I'm wishing for things, I wouldn't mind pouring that wine into these awesome distorted wine glasses.

Other than wine, my beverage of choice is coffee. I am coffee's bitch and I love it. Caffeine gets me through my grumpy mornings, and gives me some much-needed instant gratification.

Speaking of instant gratification, all of us at MM have spent the year buzzing about vibrators. I wouldn't mind putting all of them on my list, like this roundup of discreet toys. The one that looks like a bottle of nailpolish is super cute.

As much as I dig self-lovin', I also like to spread the love around. Kama Sutra condoms might come in handy--there are dozens of different positions printed right on the wrapper for easy reference. 

So there we have it--my wish list is composed entirely of coffee, chocolate, booze, and sex. Spread the word.