Semen Cookbook Not In High Demand

Posted by Steph Auteri

 semen cookbook.

It appears that people aren't exactly clamoring to get a copy of Natural Harvest, the collection of semen-based recipes. I can't say I blame you. The mere thought of ingesting the item pictured above makes me nauseous, and almost completely ruins flan for me.

Still, MM commenter Nikki made me snort so, if you want it Nikki, it's all yours! Just e-mail me with your mailing address.

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About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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