What happens when thongs and chocolate come together? Pretty much what you would expect: 

The company promises that your body heat will start melting the chocolate thong as soon as you slip it on. You know, as if it's a good thing. Are we all in agreement that this seems like a bad idea, or did I not get the memo that melted chocolate in your nether regions is the new "hey, let's try whipped cream!"?

[$10.98, The Lighter Side]

Related: [NSFW] Revenge of the Pearl Necklace