Yesterday was the most disgusting day ever. I spent at least eight hours of it on the couch, watching the Game Show Network*, picking at Doritos, cheddar-flavored Chex Mix, cookies, and doughnuts. This made me feel ill, yet I still followed it up with a mudslide and cheddar bacon sliders at TGIFridays. By the end of the day, I expected to vomit all over myself at any moment.
You feeling just as proud of your day of gluttony?
[$16, Burger King Studio]
Wear your stomach on your sleeve! (Or...um...on your stomach...)
*The Game Show Network was like a revelation...especially Bingo America, during which you can win $50 merely for sitting on your fat ass and watching. I'm hooked.
[Via The Awesomer]
Related: Shirt of the Day: You Are Coffee's Bitch
