I just watched The Dark Knight again this weekend (BluRay on my friend's 52" plasma tv ::orgasm::) and goddamn, Joker is so effin awesome. 

The movie inspires me to want to be like Joker (worst role model ever). Thankfully I have enough flamboyant apparel to pull off his style, but I lack his array of 'wonderful toys.

All I need are a few sticks of dynamite, some gunpowder, and maybe these:

Stainless Steel Joker Throwing Cards. Lack of morality not included.

[$50, Edgework Imports]

[Via Nerd Approved]

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