In college, I bought this blow-up Darth Maul chair, and thought it was the coolest thing ever. This was when I wasn't dating anyone, so, there is that. And though what you're about to see is certainly an upgrade, it still boldly goes where no man hoping to get nooky should go before (or after):

It's a life sized, original captain's chair from Star Trek! No word on price yet, but it should be available soon at your local Nerd Hut.

[Via Newsarama]

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