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For when the written word incites physical rage, defend yourself with the Pocket Shark. This marker is made from glass-reinforced plastic and is built for impact. The cap screws on, so no worrying whether the cap is going to fly off when you whack someone with it.
I'm all about pacifism, but if I had to use a weapon I'd want something subtle like this. Or a sword.
[$7, Cold Steel]
[Via The Awesomer]
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