Question: What two things do guys secretly want to do all the time?
Answer: Play video games and masturbate.

That was easy, wasn't it? Let's try a harder one:

Question: What device allows both of these things to happen at the same time?
Answer:

[SF Media Labs]

The Joydick cock ring. It allows users to simultaneously masturbate and play video games via a built-in directional sensor.

And yes, there is an instructional video (NSFW-ish):

So. Ahem. When does the girl version come out?

[via Gizmodo]

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