Things that I wish my mirror would say to me, if only it could talk:

1. You look so hot today. Like, Monica Bellucci hot.
3. Yeah, I wouldn't wear that if I were you.
3. Danger! Vampire!
4. It's cool, I confuse my right and left too sometimes.
5. This has been pleasant and professional.

Alas, the talking mirror is the stuff of fairytales. But the SMS-Messaging mirror really does exist:

[Price upon request, Generate]

It will magically display messages sent from a cell phone. If you're me, this equates to texting yourself sexy messages and pretending that they're from someone else. Kind of like sending yourself flowers, only even more lame.

[via 7Gadgets]

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