Perfectly Wholesome

Posted by Steph Auteri


Today's unseasonably warm weather has led me to thoughts of swimwear.

Completely wholesome thoughts, of course:

[$62.30-$76.30, WholesomeWear]

WholesomeWear's WaterWear is designed to "highlight the face, rather than the body," and even includes an undergarment with bright colors at the neck and shoulders to draw the eye upward. The spandex undergarment is then covered by a Taslan outer garment. The outer garment is then covered by amagical force field that ensures that no one will ever touch you.

Thanks to Nerve intern Billy for the tip!

Related: Buy Clothes for Your Whole (Polygamist) Family


Comments

Jenny said:

HAHAHAH  I saw these on that show 17 Kids and Counting!  They wear these.

February 11, 2009 10:03 PM

About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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