NSFW, But Safe For His Penis

Posted by Steph Auteri

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A new product promises to revolutionize safe (oral) sex:

 

[$27.95, Blowguard]

With the Blowguard, there's no risk of nicking his dick!

[Via Gizmodo]

Related: The Oral Sex Light


Comments

Laureen Mahler said:

Wow. And again wow.

February 24, 2009 6:33 PM

Steph Auteri said:

Yeah, I know. Just looking at the phrase "don't nick his dick" makes me giggle like an idiot.

February 24, 2009 7:17 PM

Neanderstaal said:

Is this a product for people without lips?

February 24, 2009 8:11 PM

Steph Auteri said:

Neanderstaal. You crack me up.

February 26, 2009 10:05 AM

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Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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