Man, this really brings me back to the time I was a little girl, playing MASH with my friends at recess. This is all true, except the little girl part:

Now, the only thing that would make this shirt better would be if it was erasable and reusable. Granted, people would spend a lot of time circling your chest, but then, how is that different from any other Saturday night, am I right, ladies?

I really need to get that gender reassignment surgery.

[$28, Local Celebrity]

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