More Secret Sex Toys [NSFWish]

Posted by Alex Zalben

Yesterday, I showed you a lamp, and a fish bowl that secretly hid sex toys. Today, as you can see above, a designer has gone ahead and developed a paper towel holder that is ALSO a secret sex toy. Since this seems like a fun game, herewith, a couple of secret sex toys I've developed:

You may not be able to tell, but I've cleverly hidden a vibrator inside of the Eiffel Tower. Only when you flip the Tower out of the way, do you reveal the enormous sex toy hidden inside!

 

Just a nice, normal looking couple, right? Wrong! All this lucky girl needs to do is pop off her boyfriend's head, to reveal the vibrator hid in his neck! Did someone say, "deep throat?" Because that guy probably has a pretty deep throat, is why I ask.

The trickiest one of them all! See, at first, it looks just like a normal vibrator. But then you pull it aside, and hidden in it is another vibrator! Throw one of these babies on your nightstand, and you'll fool everyone!


Comments

Litmus said:

I've got a better hiding place in mind that is even more convienent than your nightstand.  

March 4, 2009 1:20 AM

Alexander Zalben said:

Why, whatever do you mean?

March 4, 2009 2:13 PM

Litmus said:

Under the pillow.

March 5, 2009 1:31 AM

Alexander Zalben said:

See, that's what I thought you meant.

March 5, 2009 10:11 AM

Litmus said:

Yah, the sun doesn't shine there does it?

March 6, 2009 2:49 AM

Alexander Zalben said:

Nope! Thanks for telling me where I can stick it!

March 6, 2009 9:01 AM

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