Oh yeah, it's time for the first Happy Hour of the day. And though it may not seem like it now, you're going to need the Beer Band:

Beer Bands offer the safety of knowing your beer is marked with a personal message, like "control freak," or "sex addict," that is going to keep potential beer-stealers away. And though in another hour or two you won't be able to read the message, you'll still be able to identify the bright, pretty colors.

[$9, Wishing Fish]

[Via OutBlush]