[photo via jasonawhite's Flickr]

I've had that kind of drinking buddy before and I've been that drinking buddy far too many times to count. I think I'm better off with this one:

He says crazy Leprechaun-y things like:

• "No Beer! Why thems be fighting words!"
• "Happy ::burp:: St. Patty's Day"
• "Show me your lucky charms and I'll show ya me shillelagh!"

[$17, Spencer's]

[Via Fashionably Geek]