I've always wanted to be one of those girls who can saunter around the kitchen in stilettos, baking a souffle while smoking cigarettes and oozing sexy-cool. The trouble is that I can't walk so well in heels, I've never baked anything that doesn't taste like charcoal, and I don't smoke. Alas...

But all is not lost. With this handy kitchen device, I can bring some sexy to my sous-chef-ery:

[$15, Uncommon Goods]

This high heel cheese slicer is pretty sexy, but knowing me, I'd poke an eye out with the heel part and end up slicing my fingernail off. 

Related: Who Cut the Cheese?, The Trouble with High Heels