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Steph Auteri
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Steps to a Successful Cat Fight:
- Date 5 girls at once.
- Invite them all to the same party.
Or at least this is the method I used with past menfolk in my life.
You could also buy this:
[$50, Uncommon Goods]
This cat scratcher will help you prepare your own cat for any future death matches.
[via moderncat]
Related: Pet Product: Cat Cocoon
About Steph Auteri
Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.
