Y'know, I must be the only comic nerd that still hasn't seen the Watchmen movie? I feel like it's too late now, and besides, my most trusted sources said it was awful. I wonder if designer Bernhard Willhelm was influenced at all by Nite Owl for these ridiculous Bernhard Willhelm Linda Farrow Sunglasses:

If you think this is bad, just wait till you see these:

Okay, so these two are somewhat socially acceptable. And by "somewhat" I mean "not at all" (unless you are a crimefighter).
And the most socially unacceptable award goes to. . .

Add a helmet and you've got the pink Power Ranger.
The worst part about these sunglasses? Some of the styles are already sold out. God help us all.
[$175, Seven New York]
[Via High Snobiety]
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