
I know you're frightened but, seriously. Where's your sense of adventure?
If you're at all interested in trying out a free can of bacon, enter here. I'm giving away five of them.
In the meantime, my man sent me a link to the grossest bacon product ever this morning, and I totally lost my appetite for breakfast:


[$7.99, ThinkGeek]
Okay. So Squeez Bacon is obviously one of ThinkGeek's April Fool's Day faux-products. Thank god, right?
But I wouldn't mind it if the Unicorn Chaser and Tauntaun Sleeping Bags (I want one) actually existed.
Related: Test Drive: Bacon Smackdown + Contest