
Well. It seems that we have three people willing to risk life and limb by ingesting canned bacon:
comebackshane: I commend you for your attempt to equate the awesomeness of me with the awesomeness of bacon.
halfdeserted: I commend your bravery, and your willingness to go the extra mile on behalf of your husband and his friends.
RevTen: I sense that you are a great appreciator of food, and the process that goes into creating great food.
All three of you should send me your mailing addresses.
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