Seriously, Bacon Gets Even More Awesome

Posted by Laureen Mahler

So you guys know how much we love bacon here at MM; we're even willing to try bizarre forms of bacon that might, under other circumstances, be highly unadvisable. However, I have to say that this new bacon product officially makes bacon awesomer than it ever was before.

Let me give you a little taste of what is to come: it's bacon, but it's for both you and your partner to enjoy:

[Coming soon, Bacon Salt]

Bacon lube! Truly, the perfect product. It's not available quite yet, but in the interim, we can all enjoy the bacon lube motto: keep it sizzlin'.

[via Geekologie]

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Posted Apr 03 2009, 01:06 PM

Filed under: sex, bacon, lube

Comments

Diana Vilibert said:

That's it. This has gone too far.

April 3, 2009 2:21 PM

Bad Karma said:

A woman I met online said she liked bacon. I said what gives, bacon is bad karma. She said she thought bad karma was doing bad things to people. I seriously related as I am a person and lots of bad things have been done to me.

But I have worked at my vegetarianism and am oftern growing weak. I've eaten a lot of fish lately, that Alaskan Wild from Henry and Lisa and dolphin free tuna. I had the tuna with Vegenaise.

Looking at it on this semi-pornographic site I would have to say bacon is not the thing it used to be to me. Is this a strike at the radical muslims they say we are at war with? Eat Bacon, violate the Koran, Go, Go, Go!

It also violates Jewish law but we know many of the young Jews don't care about eating Kosher.

By the way, have you tried Kosher Salt? It has a lot less sodium than even Sea Salt.

April 6, 2009 1:28 PM