Things That Shouldn't Exist: USB Tampon

Posted by Laureen Mahler

Just when you thought it might be safe to explore ironic flash drives, someone had to go and invent the USB tampon. And guess what? It gets worse:

 

[Available soon, Meninos]

The USB tampon comes in three sizes of data "flow": regular, super, and ultra.

I think a little part of me just curled up and died inside. 

[via Shiny Shiny]

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Posted Apr 06 2009, 12:25 PM
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Comments

Litmus said:

The chain puzles me.  Is that so it doesn't get lost while in service?  I also wasn't aware the flow was measured in GB.  New standard?

April 6, 2009 11:56 PM

LeVar Thomas said:

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

April 7, 2009 7:09 PM

coiptic said:

Fortunately, this can't be used as a real tampon.

Right?

April 7, 2009 8:24 PM

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