[$36, I Want One of Those]

Is your wine into the rough stuff? Do you indulge in a little self-torture? This Happy Hour gadget was made just for you:

The "Don't Break the Bottle" harness slips easily onto a bottle of wine, then locks down to create a brain-bending puzzle; the only way to open the bottle is to solve the puzzle.

What cracks me up about this product is that it's marketed as both "hilarious hostess gift" and "fun for the whole family." Perhaps if you are hosting a party for non-drinkers, and your children need wine. (Anyone catch the Simpson's reference there? No? Dang.) The up side of this odd contraption? When you work that hard for a glass of wine, even two-buck Chuck will taste good.   

[via RiotWine] 

Related: Happy Hour: Puzzling, Anatomy of a Puzzle