[photo via BotheredByBee's Flickr]
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[photo via rick's Flickr]
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Yep. A few users on Zazzle.com went ahead and decided to put bacon on a
skateboard (not real bacon, though the natural grease would make it
easy to boardslide. . .). The board above is the only one that's even remotely appetizing.

Starting to lose lunch. . .

Lunch lost. I don't know if I can look at bacon ever again.
[$68, Zazzle]
[Via Nerd Approved]
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