Things that are totally awesome:

1. Meat

2. Lasers

And that, my friends is why Meat Cards are the most awesome business cards ever. Just listen to the text from their website:

We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER. Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:

MEAT AND LASERS

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

Relax guys, you've convinced me!

[Meat Cards]

[Via Boing Boing]

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