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Steph Auteri

We here at the Modern Materialist have been downright obsessed with boobs and dinks this week. Perhaps it's the warm weather teasing us, leading us to reveal more of our skin. Perhaps it's the fact that our own boobs look way huge lately (seriously; I was trying something on at the mall, and my mom was all "God your boobs are huge!"). Perhaps we're in heat. Either way, we can't stopgiggling and pointing at:
Is anyone else feeling turned on?
About Steph Auteri
Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.