As proven by Fuck Yeah Sharks, sharks are the new lolcats, but much scarier. 

This brings the above scenario far too close for comfort:

Fuck yeah shark toilet seat! In case of a shark attack, just punch it out--Mr. T style!

[$14, Global Sources]

[Via Nerd Approved]

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