Chocolate Phonograph - Not What You Think

Posted by Alex Zalben

When I tell you the above is a chocolate phonograph, you may think you know what I mean, but you're wrong... These aren't made out of chocolate:

They're designed to play records made out of chocolate. No joke. You can probably already guess why this didn't catch on, but just in case we're a little slow today, the phographs, besides being noisy, and fragile, were aimed at children, who didn't really have the warewithal to not eat the records as soon as they came out of the box.

I made chocolate records once, but that was just a personal record of how much chocolate I could eat.

[Via The Presurfer]