Don't F*ck With Me When I'm Hungry

Posted by Steph Auteri

Hangry...food swings...whatever you call it, emotional turmoil brought on by extreme hunger is nothing to be trifled with. If you come between me and my next food fix, I'm liable to morph into a raging, slobbering, scary beast.

Which is why the people over at the Wexner Center Store better watch their backs.

 

[$4.95, Wexner Center Store]

In case you were straining to read the fine print, it says: "*guaranteed no weight gain chocolate. Warning: manufacturer guarantee is void if packaging has been tampered with. May cause weight gain if used incorrectly. Not to be taken seriously."

Related: A Bad Idea During PMS


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About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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