
Hangry...food swings...whatever you call it, emotional turmoil brought on by extreme hunger is nothing to be trifled with. If you come between me and my next food fix, I'm liable to morph into a raging, slobbering, scary beast.
Which is why the people over at the Wexner Center Store better watch their backs.

[$4.95, Wexner Center Store]
In case you were straining to read the fine print, it says: "*guaranteed no weight gain chocolate.
Warning: manufacturer guarantee is void
if packaging has been tampered with. May
cause weight gain if used incorrectly.
Not to be taken seriously."
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