One
of the more unappetising items at the show was the Blooming, a
high-speed bidet, which has three settings for shooting water up your
chooch.
Though you can’t really see it here, as there’s a splash
guard, upon pressing a button, a metallic arm whirs out from the back
of the bidet, and starts spraying water as intensely as possible. It
also has a heated seat, a self-closing seat cover, and a remote
control. You know, so you can use the bidet when you’re not sitting on
it or something?
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