
Once I'm dead, there are a few messages I'd like to send from the beyond:
- letters to my loved ones, apologizing for what a pain in the ass I've been
- letters to those who tortured me in high school, expressing the full extent of my displeasure with them
- a letter to that one employer who fired me, describing how successful I became after I left his company
- letters canceling my multitude of magazine subscriptions
Enter Deathswitch:
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