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• Test Drive: An Intimate Portrait Experience

  Nothing makes me feel unsexier than trying on sexy panties. Yet there I was, in the try-on room at my local Victoria's Secret, trying to shove my considerable bulk into saucy boyshorts, lacy panties, and other fine-fabriced instruments of torture. And man was I frustrated. Whoever had tols me that boyshorts were flattering did not have thunder thighs. In three days' time, I was scheduled to pose for an Intimate Portrait by artist Dorian Vallejo. I wasn't sure that — when it came down to it — I would be able to show my poo-cha-cha to a complete stranger, so here I was. My collection of cotton granny panties obviously wasn't gonna cut it. Read More... Posted May 04 2009, 11:02 AM by Steph Auteri with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: art, test drive, nude, intimate portraits, dorian vallejo

• Double Your Pleasure [NSFW]

  What is it about retro lithographs that hits on our collective sense of national nostalgia? Actually, that's probably exactly what it is, but regardless, they're just... Cool. And these very, very NSFW retro pin-ups by Mel Ramos are a perfect example of this: Read More... Posted Apr 29 2009, 02:07 PM by Alex Zalben with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: art, sexy, NSFW, retro, naked, nude

• The Money Shot: You're Hot, Then You're Cold... [NSFW]

  [$800, Sur La Table] We'll get to the money shot in a second, but first, let's talk about this awesome smoker. It holds up to 38 pounds of meat, smoking it perfectly with whatever wood chips you desire. OR, you can use the cold-smoke plate, to provide flavor to cheese, pasta, or anything else you might want to smoke while cold. And speaking of smokin', have you guessed our nakey celebrity yet? If not, here you go: Read More... Posted Apr 14 2009, 06:00 PM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments Filed under: smoking, Barbecue, NSFW, naked, nude, the money shot, katy perry, smoker

• The Money Shot: Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys? [NSFW]

  [$89, Amazon] The original four Batman movies have been released on DVD and Blu-Ray, and though it could be argued that Warner Brothers should pay YOU to buy Batman & Robin, it does give us an excuse for today's Money Shot. Can you guess which celebrity getting their kit off this movie set made us think of? Read More... Posted Apr 02 2009, 06:00 PM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments Filed under: sexy, NSFW, celebrities, batman, naked, nude, the money shot, kim basinger, nicole kidman, uma thurman

• These Skateboards Are Works of Art [NSFW]

  Two weeks ago, Shaun showed you some porn inspired skateboards. How about we take things up a notch, and class them up at the same time? Etsy user alexxxcastaneda creates rather beautiful oil paintings of nudes on skateboards, like the one above. And the NSFW one's below: Read More... Posted Mar 24 2009, 12:02 PM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments Filed under: NSFW, oils, skateboard, nude, paintings

• Help Me Choose Some Coverage for My Partially Nude Debut!

  In four days' time, I will strip down in front of a perfect stranger and allow him to paint my Intimate Portrait. I will do this for you, oh dear readers, so you will know whether or not you should do the same. Upon speaking with the artist (in order to set up my appointment), my only question was — as it is when I'm attending a pub crawl, a wedding, or an interview — what should I wear? I was relieved to hear that we could do demure, and that I could go fully nude, partially nude, or fully nude and artfully draped in a shawl or blankie. I'm bad at sexy, so I need your help. Should I wear... Read More... Posted Feb 05 2009, 04:34 PM by Steph Auteri with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: painting, nude, portrait, intimate, intimate portrait, pose, poll

• Undress Her With Your Eyes

  I've seen you staring at her...lusting after her...undressing with your eyes. For just a small bit of cash, you can undress her for reals. Slowly. Sensually. Lingering over her in much the same way you linger over your morning cup of coffee... Read More... Posted Jan 14 2009, 03:53 PM by Steph Auteri with | with no comments Filed under: coffee, Mugs, naked, coffee cup, nude, undress, coffee mug, mug

• Get Tricia Helfer Nude

  Want to get Battlestar Galactica's Tricia Helfer totally nekkid? Then check out this: Read More... Posted Nov 10 2008, 05:30 PM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments Filed under: geeky, auctions, battlestar galactica, dresses, naked, charity, nude