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Don't F*ck With Me When I'm Hungry

Hangry...food swings...whatever you call it, emotional turmoil brought on by extreme hunger is nothing to be trifled with. If you come between me and my next food fix, I'm liable to morph into a raging, slobbering, scary beast.

Which is why the people over at the Wexner Center Store better watch their backs.

Posted May 04 2009, 02:01 PM by Steph Auteri with | with no comments

Filed under: chocolate, weight, chocolate bar

New Years Resolution: Move My Fat Ass

hula hooping.

Back when it was still warm, I was hula hooping and taking evening walks. Now, I'm a complete recluse, and can't fit into any of my pants. Hence, the resolution I make every damn year, and never keep.

Seriously, though. Once the weather warms again, I can get back to this:

Posted Dec 31 2008, 02:28 PM by Steph Auteri with | with no comments

Filed under: seasonal, exercise, weight, new year, resolution, sports hoop, hula hoop

What I'll Most Definitely Need at the End of this Holiday Season

This is what I look like since Thanksgiving happened (disclosure: some photos may not actually, um, be me at all). Let's all try to imagine what I'll look like after Christmas (I've been baking).

Posted Dec 10 2008, 05:52 PM by Steph Auteri with | with no comments

Filed under: Apparel, weight, yummie tummie, fat, shapewear