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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>The Modern Materialist : novelty lingerie</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/novelty+lingerie/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: novelty lingerie</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Chocolate + Thongs: A Recipe for Disaster</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/01/06/chocolate-thong.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:31:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:161731</guid><dc:creator>Diana Vilibert</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=161731</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2009/01/06/chocolate-thong.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z58/avagracemit/thong.jpg" alt="" align="" border="" height="178" hspace="" width="250" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.chocolate-world.net/images/Chocolate.png" alt="" align="" border="" height="178" hspace="" width="250" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What happens when thongs and chocolate come together? Pretty much what you would expect:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.lighterside.com/images/en_US/local/products/altview/p45559b.jpg" alt="" align="" border="" height="196" hspace="" width="300" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The company promises that your body heat will start melting the chocolate thong as soon as you slip it on. You know, as if it&amp;#39;s a good thing. Are we all in agreement that this seems like a bad idea, or did I not get the memo that melted chocolate in your nether regions is the new &amp;quot;hey, let&amp;#39;s try whipped cream!&amp;quot;?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[$10.98, &lt;a href="http://www.lighterside.com/product/novelties/candy/chocolate+thong.do?WT.svl=62199#"&gt;The Lighter Side&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Related:&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/08/18/nsfw-revenge-of-the-pearl-necklace.aspx"&gt;[NSFW] Revenge of the Pearl Necklace&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=161731" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/Underwear/default.aspx">Underwear</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/chocolate/default.aspx">chocolate</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/thongs/default.aspx">thongs</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/lingerie/default.aspx">lingerie</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/novelty+lingerie/default.aspx">novelty lingerie</category></item></channel></rss>