The Modern Materialist : penis

This Belly-Button Ring Gives You a Total Boner [NSFW]

Shaun Seneviratne — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:31:00 GMT

Belly-button rings have been known to cause arousal (of the sexual kind) in some people, but how often does it cause the wearer to "rise to the occasion"? When you have this:

The Penis Belly-Button Ring. Schwing!

[$12, She Cool He Cool]

[Via Fashionably Geek]

Play Guitar Like A Dick: Wangcaster

Shaun Seneviratne — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:33:00 GMT

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Want to look like an even bigger dick than this guy?

Actually, even with this penis-shaped guitar you still can't look like a bigger dick than Chad Kroeger. Not possible.

[Wangcaster]

[Via Boing Boing Gadgets]

Must Buy: Boobs & Dinks

Alex Zalben — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Sure these handmade, crocheted boobs and, er, dinks, are giggle worthy. But that's not what makes them a must buy:

Each specially made boob (created by designer Shannon Gerard), or dink, has a lump sewn inside to help train men and women to recognize the early signs of cancer. The idea being to get practice, and get over the fears you may have checking yourself.

They also come with a booklet to help coach you through your own monthly self examination. And, if that wasn't enough, with every purchase, $5 is donated to Cottage Dreams, a cancer recovery initiative.

These may be the most important boobs and dinks you ever feel up.

Boobs: [$25, Etsy]

Dinks: [$25, Etsy]

Wool for your Willie

Steph Auteri — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:00:00 GMT

I've switched from shuffling around the condo in my flip-flops to shuffling around in extra-thick socks. I can't go outside without a jacket, a hat, and a pair of warmies. I've taken to walking around in my Slanket. All of this coldness makes me unhappy. But I can only imagine the additional suffering that the men in my life are enduring.

Will Wooldoms be the next it Christmas gift?

[$32, Mind What You Wear]

[Via Fashionably Geek]