The Modern Materialist : sailing

All Summer In a Thing

Alex Zalben — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:06:00 GMT

Things that are summer:

- Barbecues.

- Driving with the top down.

- Really, really cheesy pop music.

- Nathan's Hot Dog Contest.

But here's something that, basically, is all of summer in one easy to purchase product:

[$22, Amazon]

Alex Zalben — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:00:00 GMT

Scoop of ice cream, scoop of nudist, of course. Or, you could just use this:

The ZAK Nudevest is specifically designed to let nudists, you know, show their junk, without dying of drowning.

This is a problem I never knew existed, but now makes total sense once I think about it.