The Modern Materialist : thongs

What's a Skong?

Alex Zalben — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:08:00 GMT

A skong? Why, that's an easy one. It's a skirt/thong. You know, like a skort is a skirt/shorts, and shpants is a shirt/pants. Here's a few more examples for your eyeballs:

[Via TrendHunter]

Chocolate + Thongs: A Recipe for Disaster

Diana Vilibert — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:31:00 GMT

What happens when thongs and chocolate come together? Pretty much what you would expect:

The company promises that your body heat will start melting the chocolate thong as soon as you slip it on. You know, as if it's a good thing. Are we all in agreement that this seems like a bad idea, or did I not get the memo that melted chocolate in your nether regions is the new "hey, let's try whipped cream!"?

[$10.98, The Lighter Side]

A Thong On Every Wall

Alex Zalben — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:33:00 GMT

Want to have a different type of thong wall than the one pictured above? Then pick up one of these:

...Though, don't ever expect to get laid, ever. Ever.

[$45, Etsy]

[Via Nerd Approved]

How Many Sex Partners Have You Had?

Alex Zalben — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:00:00 GMT

Most of us don't want to talk about how many partners we've had in bed. It's either too many, too few, or... A Third option I'm not thinking of. But there's an easy way to break the news to your newest beau, as soon as you take your pants off, without saying a word:

[$12, Vulgaritees]

[Via Fashionably Geek]

The Thong Remains The Same

Alex Zalben — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:30:00 GMT

BWA... Must be some sort of hot new sex thing, right? Or maybe one of those internet slang phrases the kids love so much? Nope. BWA actually stands for:

Boomers With Attitude, a hip* line of clothing with slogans that are supposed to appeal to the fifty to sixty somethings: Kiss My Platinum AMEX; Wisdom & Cunning Always Trump Youth & Arrogance; Did I Sell Out? Hell No, I Bought it; and Former Soccer Mom, Now Seasoned Hottie.

Hilarious?

[$15, BWA]

[Via TrendHunter]

*Replacement.