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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>The Modern Materialist : willie</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/willie/default.aspx</link><description>Tags: willie</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20910.1126)</generator><item><title>Wool for your Willie</title><link>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/10/31/wool-sweater-for-your-willie.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">bd485f5c-a45b-491f-8e52-c79e7f680fc3:142144</guid><dc:creator>Steph Auteri</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/rsscomments.aspx?PostID=142144</wfw:commentRss><comments>http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/10/31/wool-sweater-for-your-willie.aspx#comments</comments><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/10/sweater%20sleeves.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/10/sweater%20sleeves.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#39;ve switched from shuffling around the condo in my flip-flops to shuffling around in extra-thick socks. I can&amp;#39;t go outside without a jacket, a hat, and a pair of warmies. I&amp;#39;ve taken to walking around in my &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/02/18/the-warmest-and-most-awesome-blanket-in-the-world-ever.aspx" title="mm." target="_blank"&gt;Slanket&lt;/a&gt;. All of this coldness makes me unhappy. But I can only imagine the additional suffering that the men in my life are enduring.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/10/wooldom.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/10/wooldom.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Will Wooldoms be the next it Christmas gift?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[$32, &lt;a href="http://www.mindwhatyouwear.com/wooldom.html" title="mind what you wear" target="_blank"&gt;Mind What You Wear&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[Via &lt;a href="http://fashionablygeek.com/mens-apparel/wooldom-taking-care-of-the-more-important-body-parts/" title="fashionably geek" target="_blank"&gt;Fashionably Geek&lt;/a&gt;]&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Related: &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/02/18/the-warmest-and-most-awesome-blanket-in-the-world-ever.aspx" title="mm." target="_blank"&gt;The Warmest and Most Awesome Blanket in the World Ever&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/2008/09/25/would-you-pay-warm-wood.aspx" title="mm." target="_blank"&gt;Would You Pay: Warm Wood&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.nerve.com/CS/aggbug.aspx?PostID=142144" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/Accessories/default.aspx">Accessories</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/Apparel/default.aspx">Apparel</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/sweater+penis+sweater/default.aspx">sweater penis sweater</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/wool/default.aspx">wool</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/penis/default.aspx">penis</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/willie/default.aspx">willie</category><category domain="http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/archive/tags/wooldom/default.aspx">wooldom</category></item></channel></rss>