Joe Maynard overcomes his fear of the Fleshlight.
"I take off the bottom lid as well as the top in order
to remove the hard plastic tube from inside the soft, gummy vulva. I'm
afraid of ripping the tender 'skin,' but eventually I wrestle it free. I put
the Fleshlight on the desk, with its unfortunate eye staring at the ceiling
like a bored patient at the gynecologist's office, and open the lubricant. I
aim it into the eye and get most of it in, but when I lift the Fleshlight off
the desk, the lubricant empties out the back end. It startles me and the thing
falls from my hand, bouncing off the edge of my desk, off my thigh and rolls
onto the floor about six inches past arm's reach."
