• Oh how we’ll miss her: Scanner Sarah says so
long, and thanks
for all the lube. (She also says “Xanadu.”) The romantic journey continues
for others, however, including Heidi
Klum, who plays with her boobs,
cougars
in Kenya, who wanna get
laid and the Audrey Underwear company in Taizhong City, Taiwan, which
declared November 21 “Camisole
Day,” and encouraged all 500 women working in the firm’s headquarters to
wear only their undies to work.
"We have been waiting for this day all month. Today, we are super high,
and don't know where to put our eyes," salesman Cai Mingda told Straits
News. As Scanner Bryan says: Thus did
"super high" become our new favorite way to say "fully
erect."
• Screengrab brings
us the morning deal report: Brad
Pitt flies outta Edward Norton’s coop; the director of The U.S. vs. John Lennon is working on a new documentary about Michael
Hutchence of INXS; and just what you’ve been waiting for…a new movie called
The 13th Disciple. It’s
about…yes…Jesus’
evil twin. I feel a Halloween costume coming on… Plus: Chuck
Norris gets political, crazy.
• And the Nerve Video
Blog brings you the secret of rock-star sexiness from rock star-turned
motivational speaker Andrew
W.K. Hint: Norman
Mailer would approve; your mother would not. Plus, the origins of the terms
“420.”
Is Bob
Barker in on it, or not?
— Nicole Ankowski
