•
Scanner has
been busy lately. I would go into everything, but it would take so darn long
that you’d probably miss out on the next slew of ridiculous viral videos out
there. What you do have to know is
that Pee
Wee Herman is back; mad scientists have made fruit
flies bi-curious; Scanner Bryan made me snort up my bottom-of-the-pot coffee
when he speculated about the best music
to have sex to; a Craigslist
Missed Connection ad tugs at our heartstrings…and has us wondering what
percentage of women targeted on Craigslist eventually require restraining
orders; and crazy people try to trademark the term NSFW.
• Screengrab traumatizes
us with news that there will be a sequel to Night
at the Museum. At least there is some
justice in the world: Screengrab informs us that Christopher
Guest received an Honorary Degree of Doctor of Music from Berklee (golf
claps). Also interesting is the comprehensive
list of the Thirteen
Greatest Long-Ass Movies of All Time, none of which I’ve ever seen because
my butt starts to hurt when I sit in front of a screen for long periods of
time.
• On
the Nerve
Video Blog, Oliver brings us REM’s music video
for “It’s the End of the World As We Know It,” using it as a representation of
his life at this point in time. Though I suppose, looking over my multiple
to-do lists, I can empathize.
— Steph Auteri
